i'm not your type.

I'm half an inch away from being 5'0. I hate long walks on the beach. I like my men short, dark, and average. Sometimes I whistle when I say the letter S. I have 6 dimples that only show when I smile like I just shit in my pants. I love hard boiled eggs, ketchup, and talking in a british accent.

charmaine@darkside-ofthe-moon.com
Oh, yeah that’s just Dan Boyle about 15 feet away from me beating the crap out of a Blue Jacket. No big.

Oh, yeah that’s just Dan Boyle about 15 feet away from me beating the crap out of a Blue Jacket. No big.

Last commute to SF. It’s been real, Allsaints! But I’ve got different plans for 2012. Including trying to find a serum that will fix my eye bags. :(

Last commute to SF. It’s been real, Allsaints! But I’ve got different plans for 2012. Including trying to find a serum that will fix my eye bags. :(

John bought me a vintage birdcage from historic Folsom. Can’t wait to buy a birdie for it!

John bought me a vintage birdcage from historic Folsom. Can’t wait to buy a birdie for it!

Adventured into an abandoned factory to go picking for treasure. It was pretty amazing to see all of the machinery, workspaces, and barns still standing with a few leftover furniture behind. Me and my boyfriend were able to pick up a few things that I felt were pretty neat. Old oil cans, a bottle of alcohol from the 50’s with liquor still in it, a vintage Hawthorne by Hercules 3-speed bicycle, an alcohol jug with a burlap case, some window frames, and some other cool things. I wish I could’ve taken the fridge and tv! Anyway, I’m excited to find more places like this to re-discover a forgotten trinket in time and bring it back to the present. =)

Latest shoot I styled for John Agcaoili of Darkside. 

Shangri La - Yacht

Definition for shangri la:
Eden: any place of complete bliss and delight and peace.