Happy 1st birthday, imnotyourtype.tumblr.com.
I got a lovely e-mail today notifying me that my blog turned 1 today.
Find me if you can. Common Giants on the come up! commongiants.com
"FB Status: Gone for a photoshoot!"
Just because you have your pictures taken from a dude that claims to be a “photographer” because he owns an SLR, throw on your Forever 21/Wet Seal outfit, and get your makeup done by a makeup artist (aka your best friend) does NOT make you a model. God, girls are fucking annoying.
Armpit, bodily fluids, and cigarette smoke.
To sum up all the different aromas of San Francisco, those 3 probably describe it best. It’s offically day 5 in my new home in a new city. I finally got the balls to explore it by myself today and I have to say… i can definitely get used to this (minus being hassled by homeless people constantly— I don’t think I’ll ever get used to that). I don’t want to jinx...
I just wanted to let you know that even though you’re an hour away that we are still going to hang out because I hate you and your irrelevant ass who never calla me back or texts me back. Your life is stupid sash! I hate you but I love you okay even? Your poon smells like the fish market by the way! I can smell it from here! <3